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This is so fuckin funny
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bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:
WHAT THE HELL, MUM.
I’d be happy with a mom like that.
I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea.
Fucking America. You drive six hours and you’re in the same God damn state.
Guys, the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France.
That’s too awesome.
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I just witnessed a fucking murder
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the way Zayn went solo: chaotic evil
the way Liam went solo: chaotic good
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okay so in psychology years ago we learnt that it’s common for companies to put women in charge when there’s a predicted downfall so that they could be all ha see women suck at being in charge. and I just find it interesting how the UK is gonna have a female PM right after Brexit so like years from now people are gonna be like “the country saw some of its worst years under a woman” when it was men that fucked it up and then ran